Saturday, January 26, 2008

162 - Rock Rockin' Tha Spot

Better stream embed coming asap.

A music video about boobs, parties, subliminal messages, bot orgies, vibrating gnomes, cows and the word 'fuck'.

The song used is "Rock Rockin' Tha Spot" by Bomfunk MC's.

Featuring a more or less pervy intro made by Olibith.

More streams and downloads coming later.

Downloadable HD720p version @ Filefront
(use VLC Player to view the file)

(you may have to be logged in, I hadd to tag the video as filthy and perverse - if I did not, then they would've kicked me out :P)

RRTS on the press:
WoW Insider

Friday, January 25, 2008

161 - Almost Out!

Well, it is ready!

The only thing left to do is to render the god damn thing. It will take about 6 to 9 hours I'd believe and I'll press the red button which is actually not red overnight.

As an added bonus, Olibith made an intro for the movie.

Believe it or not - this may come to you as a shock: it is kinda pervy.

Something from Olibith's intro!

Olibith's intro inspired me to make this little continuation to the ad :)

Thursday, January 24, 2008

160 - Bring on da colourization!

Finally got to colourize this thing. Now, more testrenders await - gotta see how these look in motion. A preview screen running at 2fps does not tell enough :)

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

159 - Coming Sooner!

OK! The main movie is quite complete (there are no empty spots to fill). So very soon the first test render of the "complete" thing will start. After that I need to colourize the damn thing and possibly fix/replace/delete/redo the scenes that suck.

But in the meantime, look at some pics:

This picture description says something damn funny, but I forgot what it is.

So.. this is what Saurfang & pals did after finishing the filming of Tales Of The Past 3

Rock on!

NO?!? What do you mean by saying no?! This is an offer you can't refuse!

Friday, January 18, 2008

158 - UEv0 Dings!

Thanks for everyone who watched the movie!

157 - Some Pictures

On the spotlight!

I can guarantee that Olibith will like what she has to say!

Press spacebar to jump! (Lehdistö avaruusbaariin hyppimään!)

Enough fire?

You perverts! No, this is not a bot-orgy!

And now some fictional facts:
  • Yes, this is a music video
  • It will be a mixture of Shake That! and I'm So Sick, though it is more shakethatish than imsosickish
  • The video has language and images which are not suitable for little kids under 18
  • By coincidence, a screwdriver once did not swim but rainbow is pewpew untill the library has more coconuts of cellphones in asdjfhdskfjgh7!
  • The song I'm using is about 9 years old
  • Please... buff warlocks and shadowpriests!
  • As majority of the movie is filmed in-game (there will not be that much modelviewed stuff), the release date is going to be sooner than later
That's all folks!

..the hell it is!

Here is one more picture for tonight. If you are under 18 you are not allowed to watch it!

Poor little GnoViBrator..! Someone forgot to update his programs and the poor thing does not know what to do around succubi and whips..

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

156 - Even More Hunt.. erm, Warlock/Shadowpriest Itams!

Equip: Increases ePeen with +10000000000000
Use: Kills murlocs in over 9000 yard radius!

Click here to read (english)!

Topic @ WoW EU Forums

If I were a gnome, I'd vibrate. Many poor batteries would run out!

Oh well, back to machinima now again ;)

155 - Back On Track

Hell, it's about time?

Saturday, January 12, 2008

154 - [LF a good topic]

This time I'll write something about machinimas I've watched + a little update on "the untitled plot movie".

First we have this thing called Illegal Danish 2: Escape From Orgrimmar. Many people have waited it for more or less patiently. When the release date was finally upon us, some god damn F.E.A.C.S went and h4xx3d Myndflame's site into oblivion. That sucked even more than having to listen to Linkin Park and other emo crap tied to a chair without having a chance to escape.

The movie itself is technically a fantastic, top-notch machinima. The editing and camera movement is flawless, the Myndflame guys and girls certainly know what they are doing.

But.. then the movie itself. It had some funny moments (the one with Dirti + Log + Minidiablo is my favourite), but as a whole the movie jumped a bit too much from plot A to plot B. The biggest disappointment for me was the ending. ID2:EFO ended too sudden and too early.

Lots of people compared ID2 and Tales of the Past 3, which for me sounds a bit weird. Sure, they are both machinimas but in totally different genres. But who knows, maybe there will be room for epic-scale fights in ID sequel(s)?

I am not the only one disappointed. If/when there will be a third part, it really must own this movie hard, give solutions and answers. My conclusion is that ID2 is not great, but it is not bad either. As it is free entertainment - just wach it and enjoy it!

If I would have a rating system, ID2: EFO would get something like 7.5/10 or 4 dead murlocs out of 5.

You can watch Illegal Danish 2: Escape From Orgrimmar here, if you have not already done so for some utterly crazy and absurd reason.

WARNING! If you mostly watch PVP-movies (which take 0 skill to make), this one is a bit too complicated for your brains, shush! There is no emo wristwrist music here neither. QQ moar!

People walking around and nice camera movements. A plot. The newest one by Yume is the latest of his works and in my opinion best till day. This video features pretty video effects, which are in a good way quite simplistic. In addition to that, the soundtrack of the video is "Frozen" by Dogzilla which is one of my favourite EDM tracks from 2007.

It features also some exploration content, but I am not the one to say anything about that. I've never been into exploring that much, but when it is presented in a cool way and synced well to the music it gains my interest.

In my imaginary rating system this would get 5 chopped dwarf heads out of 5 or 9.945943958745 / 10 as rating.

Go watch Arithmomania right here!

Nothing earthshakingly new to say about this one yet. It still lacks a name for the movie. What I forgot to mention in the first post that most of the "Nik movie" will be filmed using WoW characters and Unreal Tournament 2004 backgrounds.

There will be some WoW only material in the beginning and some parts of the ending, should this monster ever get completed.

This is also a small recruitment request: if you are a really good UT2004 mapper and are willing to make some stuff for this machinima, please do not hesitate to contact me :)

The reasons why I have chosen UT2004 for the second engine are as follows:
  • UT2004 runs very nicely on my laptop: this is a necessity when I want to film spaceships or vehicles in the greenscreen map.
  • UT2004 is technically from the same era as WoW - the characters blend into the backgrounds pretty nicely.
  • I would love to use UT3, but currently I won't. Just because the damn thing is crashy and buggy on my pc, even after installing the latest patch & Nvidia drivers (though I am not the only one with these issues).
  • UT2004 has a nice selection of maps, both official and fan-made. I have already picked some really cool ones for the main scenes for the movie.
  • Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? Or did the wrench just lie to me about the ligtbulb being absolutely crazy eating the tormented rainbow with umbrellas and hunter items marching in Siberia?
Nikita herself will be making some cameo appearances in other machinimas this year, but they are not related to this upcoming lorecrushing movie.

As for future projects of my own, I do have ideas for some music videos. And maybe a Limited Escapism 2 as well.

Or.. more palading spinning.


Today I dinged my first lolliance character to 70! Next step is to vibrate the money from somewhere to Gnorgasm's flying mount.

Gimme epix!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

153 - First Movie Of 2008!

Zomg! Here is my first machinima for 20008. More than one minute of pure epixness! This REALLY happened.

For the hardcore people a download link is available.


Thursday, January 3, 2008

152 - List of releases in 2007

Short and simple - on the list below you can find every machinima and non-machinima I created in 2007.


Blackwing Lair - The Last Ride

Unlimited Escapism vol. 1
Untitled WoW machinima [abandoned project]
World's most POINTLESS and STUPID paladin AOE movie

Snoman Remixed
Unlimited Escapism vol. 2 Trailer
Unlimited Escapism vol. 2

LOL, Lightwell vol. 1-9
Sin City Azeroth: The Customer Is Always Right

Shake That!
Unlimited Escapism vol. 3
Connections Are More Dangerous Than Lies

The Barrens Biohazard
Snoman Remixed 2

Unlimited Escapism vol. 0 Trailer #1
Twilight's Hammer PvP Event

Sunday Break: A "My Burning Valentine" Tribute
Nub-Blog Special #01: Sunken Stormwind
Nub-Blog Special #02: Nethervale

I'm So Sick
The GnoViBrator (a.k.a. "An Answer..")
Unlimited Escapism vol. 0: SYS - Trailer #2
Unlimited Escapism vol. 0: SYS
The Fifth Horseman
Nub-Blog Special #03: Petite Nikita

Limited Escapism: To Cure A Hangover

Unlimited Escapism vol .4

Footage Machinimated by me in other peoples machinimas
PlurTV section in Olibith's Never Stay Tuned 2 (released in July)