Friday, July 31, 2009

SaatanaPerkele 666.7 Murloc Destroyer

Fall is coming, rain is coming.. water means more murlocs on the highways. Of course, they must be killed.

Get the new and improved SPMD 666.7 for ultimate murloc carnage!

Get a life!

'nuff said.

The embed does not love the YouTube interactivity it seems (the clickable links did not work for me), so click these instead

Screenshot video
"Fun with flares" by Paus

Send me your own videos and screenshots to be featured on the show to nolife @ machinima d0t c0m

Thursday, July 30, 2009

G vs D 2

It's been a while since I've Photoshopped anything just for fun so here we go!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Are you absolutely sure about choosing the right side?

Thursday, July 23, 2009

If you play WoW, you suck and have no life!

Here's a show which I do for - new episodes come out every wednesday. This is the third episode.

Remember kids, "What has been heard can not be unheard!"

I'm hosting this show.

Yes, me. Really. But on the positive site, there's no way that I can rickroll you on the episodes.

But, I'm not here to discuss terribad English pronounciation. Instead I want your WoW screenshots and videos (PvE, PvP)!

Publicity and fame await you, mortal!

Send them to nolife ( a ) machinima . co m

For videos, they should be in .wmv format (for best compatibility), maximum length should be around one minute.

Important: do not include any kind of music to the video.

I'm not sure how big files the mail address can handle, so the best way to send your files is through a file-sharing services.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

NEVER gonna STAY TUNED 4 you up!

The porno-gnome from outer space is very close in releasing Never Stay Tuned 4, so I'll release the last preview of my main section for it.

This little (pun intended) Photoshoppage will be seen on my clip.

When NST4 releases, I'll put Warriors Dance out too (as they relate to each other quite closely).

Well anyways, all the clips that Olibith has previewed to me from NST4 have been absofuckinglutely fantastic.

I'm very sure that NST4 will be the best of the series!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Palest Horse - Cast List!

This list was finished quite a while ago, but with all the other stuff on the way I'm announcing it now.

1. ASHEN - Undead Blood Elf female - Genna Bain

2. ARCHIBANE - Human Mage male - Tom "Wilhelm Scream is Music to My Ears" Caruuise

3. THE MAYOR - Dwarf male - Jesse Cox

4. THE BARKEEP - Tuskarr male - Jesse Cox

5. The DEPUTIES - Undead male and females - Antfish, Sisch

6. CLOVIS THE SLICKFINGER - Blood Elf male- Jesse Cox

7. GALE THE TRAPPER - Human Viking male - Antfish

8. RUBIO THE HAIL - Undead male - Sefearion

9. DRUMON THE BRUTE - Taunka male - Tom "Xenu is REALLY real!" Caruuise

10. FIZZLYNN THE ARTILLERY - Gnome female - Spotted Melody

11. RUBY THE ONE SHOT - Human female - Sisch

12. WINTERS THE ICE RAZOR - Blood Elf female - Genna Bain

13. SITHLEKK THE TOXIN - Naga female - Sisch

14. TINKERTON - Gnome male - Christopher Grant

15. ALBANO - Tuskarr male - Cranius

16. OMENNIUS THE PHANTOM HAND - Night Elf male - Tom "I love Sound Effects Ripped from YouTube" Caruuise

17. TOOTHKIN - Goblin male - Christopher Grant

18. GROMOTH - Orc male - Crazy Ivan

19. SYRENAR - Human male - Christopher Grant