Thursday, July 31, 2008

230 - EPIXX: Baron Soosdon's imba machinima contest!


Ok, let's start off with a promotional video for this contest:

Your sacred duty is to perform a machinimation of this script by any means necessary. BY. ANY. MEANS. NECESSARY.

It is written by an untrained professional, we paid him OVER 9000 bucks of lolgold for this amazing piece of art.

Deadline of the contest is 6th September 2008, the memorial day of the Gnovibrator beta test.

Submission rules:

- All entries in .avi or .wmv format
- Every entry must have a stream link
- To learn the third rule, learn the first and second rule well

The rules of this contest are as follows:

1. You do not talk about Fight Club

2. Serve the public trust

3. Uphold the law

4. (secret directive - no OCP personnel can be fired at!)

5. The cake is a lie

The entries will be judged on unoriginality, the use of 80's music on the soundtrack and sound design that is very painful to Caruu.


The main prize, number one prize is as follows: "The first place winner shall have the honor of GETTING RICKROLLED by Baron Soosdon".

The second prize, number two is a piece of art. A very well thought of piece of art which took long time to make: A SCREENSHOT OF A DEAD MURLOC.

The third prize, which is actually better than the previous two is an MP3 FILE OF DREWBIE FROM THE GRIND SINGING "I'M BEAUTIFUL". ORDER YOURS NOW AND YOU'LL GET A MACHINIMATED VERSION OF IT.

You can download this amazing script here: clicky

It can only be read with the CeltX program. Installing the program and opening the script file is your first challenge.

The results will be published here when the results will be published here. Bribing the judge is allowed. The entry must be submitted wherever you want!

Shitty voice acting improves your chances to win.

If you are lazy to VA or get actors, just use this speech generator (the French voice makes really funny stuff when you write Finnish to it).


You don't need to do the entry in English!

Just remember to add subtitles if you don't, mkay?

Bonus points to those who make it in Finnish.

Even more bonus points of explosions, space robots and more explosions.

Double bonus if you add a gnovibrator to the movie!


At July 31, 2008 at 11:53 PM , Blogger Pinkhair 3d said...

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At July 31, 2008 at 11:54 PM , Blogger Pinkhair 3d said...

I'll make it in Finnish, 'cause I eats me spinach, I'm Pinkhair the sailor man!

Toot Toot.

My grammar sucks -_-;

At August 1, 2008 at 2:47 AM , Anonymous Eagleshadow said...

I'm in! :D

At August 1, 2008 at 10:51 AM , Blogger Ash said...

Lol what a amazing script, I will cancel all my other project's to make this!

At August 5, 2008 at 12:47 AM , Blogger Wouter said...

Ill enter for sure! someone needs to win the third price!


At August 5, 2008 at 12:47 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

what´s the deadline of this contests?

At August 24, 2008 at 11:42 PM , Blogger Lex said...

I'll make one with a GnoVibrator, explosions, space robots, explosions, finnish, explosions, sexah pr0nz, explosions, more finnish, explosions and turkish subtitles. Epicness guaranteed.

At August 31, 2008 at 6:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At September 4, 2008 at 6:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

im in... but where do i upload it ?

At September 4, 2008 at 6:45 PM , Blogger BaronSoosdon said...

@ Anonymous: Youtube, Vimeo, Gametube plus at least one downloadable location (Filefront, Rapidshare, Meguapload)

At September 4, 2008 at 6:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay... but where shall i LINK it to? imean where can i write the link to you :P ?

At September 4, 2008 at 6:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arh.. just forget it... the script is to long... can't get it done in time... (: sorry... but else nice one ...

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