Saturday, March 13, 2010

World of Gnomecraft 2.01

THE FACT is that Horde is better than the Alliance.

Except that it is not.

Because Horde lacks gnomes.

The version which I submitted to the contest was done in about three days.

All the unnecessary things, like eating had to be put on hold when birth was given to this gnomish liberation. When working this fast, I aimed to create functional and working scenes.

And here we go again.. I can't praise the musical score made by the Great Xenuontologist Caruu enough! I wanted epic metal, I got epic metal!

The queen of /G/nomes

The fact still remains that it is impossible for a movie to have too much gnomes, Battlestar Galactica references or dead murlocs.

A new genre is born - gno-mech-anime!

Polishing and re-tuning could come afterwards – so here it is: World of Gnomecraft 2.01!



Streaming version also available at:



Contest page @ Blizzard (see the original cut here)

Olibith was shocked by this movie.

As everyone knows he hates gnomes. His worst nightmare would be to be in a guild which is for gnomes only.

“Damn, man – I really hate gnomes”, he said. But Olibith is quite the exceptional gnome-hater, I found it weird that he did not make a single joke about eating gnomes.

Gnome paladins. We all need them, yes?

Gnome Paladins would make sense as much as the gnome priests do. One more hybrid class is what the gnomish race needs.

Join the cause!

If you’re a gnome and tired of the shit that the rest of the alliance is giving you – read on! Form a guild called Gnomecraft. Accept only gnomes as members.

Kick out all the silly inventors and replace them with espionage artists and information warriors. Free yourself and your fellow gnomes from any moral restrictions when experimenting with the lesser creatures (ie. draenei, male blood elf death knights etc).

Garden gnomes! Get your own for the low price of 750 Gold at Gnoperture Science inc.!

(Batteries not included)

Machines are your friends!

Create them to be equal sentient beings, if you find your skill lacking – look no further than the mechagnomes. Maybe, with further experimentation and research you will be able to gain immortality.. or “resurrection” so to speak.

Olibith made me see the truth in gnomes. Voodooray made me see the truth in moonkins. Whowho, however.. we'll just have to wait and see!

The Alliance does not deserve your machines. Your best bet is to nuke them from the orbit, it’s the only way to be sure in getting rid of both of your annoyances.

So vibrate we all!


Join the cause, make Blizzard see reason and give us gnome paladins – copy & paste one or both of the pictures to your blog / facebook / homepage!


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At March 14, 2010 at 3:03 AM , Blogger Olibith said...

I hate gnomes !!

At March 14, 2010 at 5:59 AM , Blogger Snobaste said...

Needs moar Magic Bullet!

Nah, jk. Kickass stuff man!

But srsly, The Snoman demands glowy effects!

At March 14, 2010 at 7:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Olibith said...

I hate gnomes !!

yeah i totaly fell for that one!

At March 15, 2010 at 6:49 PM , Blogger Clay said...

This is fantastic, Baron! I'm truly impressed to find another Gnome Propaganda website!!! I run the Gnomeregan Offensive - an inter-race collegiate of players for the taking of Gnomeregan.

Check us out (and would you mind if I linked to your Gnome work?) at

At March 18, 2010 at 6:45 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love gnomes and Baron Soosdon is the coolest person on earth!

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